Annoying Things People Do

1.  Wearing sunglasses indoors.

• For the love of Ray Charles, only blind people should be wearing sunglasses indoors

2.  Big women in X-small shirts.

• No, I don't want to know why you believed that drinking a pizza shake for breakfast was a good thing

3.  Hipsters.

• Be a man, do the right thing

4.  USC fans

• Driving a red car while smoking your Marlbro Reds is not cool; however, doing so might get you shot by the Crips

5.  PDAs

• Not the technologically out-dated device, but couples who want the world to know that there are only  two important people in the world--and they do not include the President of the United States or Justin Bieber